Total Medals Earned: 278 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,755 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/300 points)
Upgraded to the 5th level
Upgraded to the 15 level
Maximal jetpack upgrade
Upgraded to the 10th level
Full shields upgrade
Full manna upgrade
Kill the boss
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Fall into a bottomless pit
Unlock a door
Discover your origins
Get to know yourself better
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Play the FGF game.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/45 points)
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Get yourself killed
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/110 points)
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.